Kopi Uncle Simulator

You run the drinks stall. The queue speaks fluent kopitiam. Read each order, build the right drink, and serve it before the customer walks to the next stall. Two minutes, three mistakes allowed.

HAPPY KOPI · DRINKS STALL

Shift 2:00 Takings $0.00 Served 0 Mistakes ○○○

Next customer

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Uncle, your shift starts now.

Read the customer's order in the speech bubble.
Build the drink by tapping one option in each row. If a word isn't in the order, leave that row on Normal / Hot / Have here.
Press Serve or Enter. Use the cheat sheet beside the game for what each word means.
Example: Kopi-O Kosong Peng = Kopi · -O · Kosong · Peng.

GoalMake as much money as you can in a 2-minute shift.Game over3 complaints: a wrong drink, or a customer whose patience bar runs out.

How to play

Read the customer's order in the speech bubble.
Build the drink by tapping one option in each row. If a word isn't in the order, leave that row on Normal / Hot / Have here.
Press Serve or Enter. Use the cheat sheet beside the game for what each word means.

GoalMake as much money as you can in a 2-minute shift.Game over3 complaints: a wrong drink, or a customer whose patience bar runs out.

Cheat sheet

Kopi / Teh	Coffee / tea, with condensed milk and sugar
-O	No milk (black), still has sugar
-C	Evaporated milk instead of condensed
Siew Dai	Less sugar
Kosong	No sugar
Gah Dai	Extra sugar
Gau	Extra strong
Po	Weak
Peng	Iced
Tah Pau	Takeaway, in a plastic bag

Example: Kopi-O Gau Kosong Peng = strong black iced coffee, no sugar.

Stall gossip

The stall is closed. Uncle is reading the papers.

Best takings: none yet

Kopi Uncle Simulator

Uncle, your shift starts now.

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